Essex

So often lazily stereotyped and maligned as a brash, gaudy, spray-tanned and vulgar county, Essex — for those willing to look beyond the glitter — is in fact a lovely part of England, with stretches of inviting coastline, beaches, unspoilt villages and one well-connected city, Chelmsford. Its county town is Colchester and it also boasts the international airport of Stansted. Not bad for a place that is, on television, unfairly portrayed as the home of the uncouth and borderline racist white-van man, not to mention all kinds of spivs, wide-boys and garishly painted bimbos. Stretches of stunning landscape and historical attractions such as the 7th century St Peter-on-the-wall Saxon church and Colchester Castle prove that this is a much more sophisticated place by far than the vajazzling parlours would suggest. In fact, records show that as many as 14,000 buildings here have been granted listed status.

However, despite the many attractions, if you’re looking for gay massage in Essex, you may well be disappointed. It just can’t hold a candle to London in this regard. It’s no surprise, really, that male massage in Essex is not widely available because it’s the capital that appeals to the best and most good-looking therapists. Fortunately, it’s no great distance away. Let us fix you up with a gorgeous, stud-like masseur — just quote ‘commuter’ when you speak to our receptionist and we’ll give you a £10 discount. Then all you need to do is board a train, sit back and fantasise about the untold pleasures that await you as hurtle along the tracks towards your appointment. Close your eyes and imagine the strong, masculine hands that will soon be feeling their away around your naked body. Imagine the electric thrill of skin on skin. Soon, you will be experiencing the deep arousal that can only come from gay massage. Essex starts to vanish behind you as London awaits. The handsome men known to man are ready and waiting for you, touching themselves in anticipation. Book now