If you’re looking for a way to establish a new health regimen from 2016 onwards, then beginning the year with a gay massage in London is arguably the best way to start as you mean to go on. Recalibrate your mind, body and spirit in one easy hour (or hour and a half) by succumbing to this most wonderful of treats. If you’ve never known the magic of a man touching you with his palms and fingers, prepared to be shocked by just how much you enjoy it. And if you’re familiar with the feeling, then why not make a commitment to give it to yourself more regularly as the year gets under way?
The season of excess (otherwise known as the festive season) can not only involve a considerable amount of over-eating (bordering on hysterical and frantic guzzling) and alcohol consumption, it can also leave you with the ravages of stress, preying on your body and your soul. The weight of all that expectation, the need to show that you’re having a great time, the enforced jollity — we pay a price for putting ourselves through all of it. Some of us fall back on acting, but doing this for a prolonged amount of time separates us from our true self. There is a cost to the body and a cost to the emotional and mental wellbeing. No wonder some people lose the will to live at this time of year, feeling utterly alone, with the merriness all around them emphasising their terrible sense of isolation.
And just as you’ve managed to get through Christmas and Boxing Day, along comes New Year’s Eve, and suddenly it’s all happening again. The same expectation, the same pressure to have the very best time of your life, the same anticlimax and ensuing devastation. As the streamers and ribbons start fraying at the ends, you could be forgiven for wanting to curl up and never go out again. When the tree and the decorations finally come down, it’s tempting to want to join them in a cardboard box in the attic and stay there indefinitely. But don’t give up, just open your diary and plan the turning over of a new leaf with the help of a gay London masseur. These talented men can help you devise the new you, and they can restore you to brilliant, shiny condition. Beginning with Swedish or deep tissue work, they’ll loosen you up and relax you slowly but steadily. Ramping up the energy a notch or two, and with both of you unfettered by clothing, they’ll lead you gently into the mystical and marvellous world of body-to-body therapy. You’ll never be the same again. Welcome to the new and improved you.